28/02/12 -london electrowerkz- ice age queens of the ice age.
13/03/13 - london hammersmith apollo - my bloody valentine + le volume courbe horrible big venue
15/03/13 -london corsica studios- onedia +vision fortune my least favourite small london venue due to being south of the river and shit for parking. i actually shat myself and thought my car had been stolen this night, turns out i was on the wrong level of a multi storey car park, thankfully i had clean pants in the car.
19/03/13- london garage- the men one member of this band is the man.
21/03/13-london cafe oto- cut hands + dalhous i made conversation with a stranger at this show
24/03/13 - oxford wheatsheaf - honky +desert storm + mother corona not only are desert storm my least favourite band in oxfordshire, they are my least favourite band of all bands EVER, total bullshit. i dont like honky either, but at least honky came on and did the dessert storm thing 10 times better and with a bit more humour. proof being a butthole surfer doesnt make everything you touch gold.
18/03/13 -oxford zodiac- the stranglers nothing but hits bitch nothing but hits
02/04/13 - brighton concorde - swans if you havent seen swans you are a fucking idiot.
18/04/13 - oxford zodiac- efterklang my second favourite danish band, right after junior senior.
19/04/13 - bristol thekla- pere ubu + variety lights i love pere ubu live, but what i dont love is tribute acts to the headline act, im talking to you variety lights
19/04/13 -bristol the croft- big naturals bass in yer face
20/04/13 - london o2 islington - kmfdm + sheep on drugs + explode the tv i looked everywhere and didnt see a single sheep.
22/04/13 - bristol exchange - melvins lite + big business blah blah blah
03/05/13- amsterdam bitterzoet- girls against boys lesson one kill the bass player
04/05/13 - utrecht ekko - girls against boys + new bleeders lesson two, kill the other bass player.
05/05/13- amsterdam paradiso - no spill blood + fang island some bassist that looks like that guy from karp
18/05/13 - london barbican- the residents iz everybody ready for the picnic in the jungle.
19/05/13 - london brixton electric- melvins blah
20/05/13 - london brixton electric - melvins bouncer violence f.t.w
21/05/13 - bristol exchange- melvins my rectum got ruptured this night, and not at the show.
23/05/13- london dingwalls- come + slowgun + former utopia 2 shitty support bands
01/06/13 - oxford wheatsheaf- caravan of whores+ moghul +iron hearse 3 shitty support bands
08/06/13- london forum- mudhoney +metz +meat puppets met a girl with the same beavis and butthead tattoos as me, proud to be different and all that shit yeh.
09/06/13- oxford zodiac- PIL + the wonder stuff i work with a girl the size of a cow.
16/06/13- london scala- pere ubu +uhuhboo project i met some dodgy guy from Coventry in the queue who only came to this show cus he was trying to pick up Korean fanny
19/06/13 london forum- the breeders metal mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn
22/06/13 - london brixton acadamy -die fokken antwoord +zebra katz my zef clothes got fokken soaked
27/06/13 - reading sub89 - dinosaur jr+ the arteries i remember not liking the arteries and having trouble parking the car.
05/07/13- london electric ballroom- pissed jeans lets have some violence
08/07/13- london underworld- trash talk + asteroid boys lets have some more violence
11/07/13- london scala- nazoranai +flower/corsano duo. lets have some really boring guy from sunnzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ruin another band.
12/07/13 - london barbican- john zorns 60th birthday hip hip
27/07/13 - london peckham bold tendencies - glenn branca "twisting in space" my car was literally parked inside the venue., the venue was a car park. we have a winner.
27/08/13 - amsterdam paradiso- tomahawk. another band ruined by mike patton
13/09/13 - amsterdam paradiso - white hills i prefer purple pills
14/09/13 - utrecht tivoli de helling- jesu + dirk serries microphonics holland only has 44 people with taste in music. FACT.
20/09/13- bristol exchange- black pus + dan friel + the hysterical injury one man bands rule i tell ye.
27/09/13 - london lso st lukes - lustmord + piano hooligan. one man bands suck i tell ye
07/10/13- london garage- man or astroman + the octopus project always a bit disappointing when the support band ends up being half the headline act.
09/10/13- oxford jericho- comanechi+ female smell + agness pike female smell would have been amazing if they didnt have some douche nozzle david yow impersonator for a frontman. i told them this. hopefully they take my constructive criticism seriously.
11/10/13- oxford jericho- no age no interest
12/10/13- london tufnell park dome- doa +sick on the bus turns out upon arrival in tufnell park i had gone through some sort of time machine and dumbass punks from 1977 were everywhere.
12/10/13- london corsica- prurient more punk than tufnell park??
02/11/13- germany slowboy record shop- die nerven + a newborn riot of dreams some american in germany trying to sell over priced records with controversial artwork.
04/11/13- amsterdam heineken music hall- nick cave and the bad seeds + shilpa ray the best part of this gig was when the support act shilpa ray came back on stage to sing the female vocal parts of henry lee. oh wait, thats what would have been the highlight if they had done that.
20/11/13- oxford wheatsheaf- honky + prosperina my favourite band ever "desert storm" were also on this line up but unfortunately i missed all of their set. but not to worry, honky invited the desert storm guys back on stage to perform with them for what had to be hands down the most cringy moment since records began.
snort that whiskey fuckerzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
24/11/13- amsterdam winston- jarboe if jarboe was in a window in amsterdam, would i fuck her??
25/11/13- london netil house- porn + wolf eyes + follakzoid oh my god, this wolf eyes band are like so outrageous, can somebody please explain them to me.like, is this irony man, or are these guys really moronic
29/11/13- atp camber sands- eaux+ fuck buttons + shellac+ slint cus we
30/11/13- atp camber sands- dismemberment plan + fennesz+ the pop group
loop+ kandodo+ the kvb+ 23 skidoo + comets on fire are never ever ever
01/12/13- atp camber sands- michael rother+ superchunk+ goat+ mogwai+ josef van wissem
mick turner + girls against boys + braids + ty segall getting back together
15/12/13- london islingon o2 - young gods + die kur + inertia. inertia are proof that two men having anal sex with each other ISN'T the gayest thing in the world.
NEXT YEAR, IM STAYING IN.
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