Friday 31 December 2021

THE MAN IN THE OAT COLOURED JUMPER READ SOME BOOKS (2021)

 A TREE GROWS IN BROOKLYN - BETTY SMiTH

NINA - BLAG DAHLiA

NO - BOYD RiCE

STRAIGHT TO HELL 20TH CENTURY SUICIDES 

THE AMBER SPYGLASS - PHiLiP PULLMAN

SWANS SACRIFICE AND TRANSCENDENCE

MEIN KAMPF (ADOLFO HiTLERO)

SKAGBOYS - iRViNE WELSH

I'M A THERAPIST AND MY PATIENT IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT SCHOOL SHOOTER

I'M A THERAPIST AND MY PATIENT IS IN LOVE WITH A PEDOPHILE

I'M A THERAPIST AND MY PATIENT IS A VEGAN TERRORIST -DR HARPER

THEY IS US -TAMA JANOWiTZ

THE BOOK OF DUST - PHILiP PULLMAN

THE BOOK OF DUST 2 - PHiLiP PULLMAN

CYBERSEX (VARiOUS SHORT STORiES)

DUST AND GROOVES - EiLON PAZ

THE CANAL -LEE ROURKE

THE YEAR OF THE FLOOD - MARGARET ATWOOD

THE PSYCHOPATH TEST  - JON RONSON

ANNIE SPRINKLES POST PORN MODERNIST 

MADDADDAM - MARGART ATWOOD

THE NEW PRIMAL SCREAM - DR ARTHUR JANOV

RENEGADE-LIVES AND TALES OF MARK E SMITH

THE BLADE ARTIST- iRViNE WELSH

ORPHAN X -GREGG HURWiTZ

FACTOTUM - CHARLES BUKOWSKi

THEM - JON RONSON

CLOUD OF UNKNOWING - ANONYMOUS AUTHOR

COUPLES -JOHN UPDiKE

THE NOWHERE MAN - GREGG HURWiTZ

HOW TO BE GOOD - NiCK HORNBY

IN SEARCH OF THE PLEASURE PALACE -MARC ALMOND

HELLBENT - GREGG HURWiTZ

TO THROW AWAY UNOPENED -VIV ALBERTINE

OUT OF THE DARK - GREGG HURWiTZ

THE SOCIOPATH NEXT DOOR - MARTHA STOUT

INTO THE FIRE - GREGG HURWiTZ

BOOK OF FRIENDS -HENRY MILLER

PRODIGAL SON - GREGG HURWiTZ

A SPY IN THE HOUSE OF LOVE - ANAiS NiN

UNCLE WILLIES HIGHLY OPINIONATED GUIDE TO THE RESIDENTS

HIT SO HARD -PATTY SCHEMEL

BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE MUSEUM - KATE ATKiNSON

THIS BOYS LIFE - TOBiAS WOLFF

THE HEPATITUS BATHTUB AND OTHER STORIES - NOFX

ME AND MR CIGAR - GiBBY HAYNES

HEAVIER THAN HEAVEN - CHARLES R CROSS

LYING IN WAIT - LiZ NUGENT

THE GIVER   - LOiS LOWRY

THE ROAD - CORMAC MCCARTHY


 

  


 


Friday 21 May 2021

Not the real 3 peaks challenge but my pretend version.

 Tuesday 18th May- Drive for about 6 hours to eventually get to Wasdale head car park. Foolishly pay for "all day" parking, then proceed to walk to the top of Scafell pike in 1 hour and 15 minutes, I actually had to check with people, is this it? this is the highest point?  I guess I walked the direct route, this was easier than cat bells, yet cat bells is half the height. 


Wednesday 19th May - Drive the nice little 17 mile trip to Helvellyn from where I am staying in Keswick. Leave car park at 9.40am, climb up striding edge, across the top, then down swirral edge, then walk back around the mountain back to car park by 12.25.  So 2 hours 45 minutes round trip, ignore google saying this is 6 hours plus. I am fast though and only one old chap went by me who was very experienced and was running. I didn't want to run as I wanted to see how long it would take me at my natural pace. 


 

 

later on Wednesday 19th may.....  

I went and had a look at the stone circle on my way back to Keswick, sat by some sheep shit and read my book and ate for a while, then tried to go back to hotel, but couldn't find anywhere to park, so drove to the lay-by by Scales village and climbed Blencathra. 

Blencathra is in my opinion a much scarier climb than Helvellyn.

I went up sharp edge, and this felt a lot more dangerous than striding edge. I think this is largely because no one else was around, I could only see one other person way up ahead of me on sharp edge, and very few people on the other routes, whereas Helvellyn seems a lot busier so you feel confidence in numbers. 

Once on the top I came back down on Halls fell ridge. This was great and lasts a lot longer than swirral edge. I imagine climbing up this way would be a lot of fun as it would be climbing for a long time rather than the endless walking up slopes that mountains have so much of. 

I think I took about 3 hours total to get back to the car so similar size walk as doing Helvellyn, but a lot more of this is fun climbing and less up hill walking for ages just to get to the mountain. So I would certainly recommend Blencathra as being just as much fun if not more fun than Helvellyn so it seems a shame it was so empty, or perhaps I just picked a very quiet time at 3pm on a very sunny day. 



Thursday and Friday rained so I didn't do any other mountains although the blister on my foot wouldn't have been happy with more anyway. This is what happens when you think you are clever going up mountains in a pair of old Nike air max without the laces done up. 



Thursday 29 April 2021

Another day in Hell (Helvellyn)

 So after last weeks visit I decided to go back again and take my Dad 

We did the walk the "normal" route, up striding edge and back down Swirral. 

Its hard to compare the 2 visits as last week was in blazing sun, and yesterday was freezing cold and pretty windy not to mention so misty you could rarely see the top or the bottom of the mountain. 

Despite the conditions we still did the climb over the peaks without going around the lower paths. 

I just wish the weather report said it would be so cold so we would have been prepared but the weather warning said "wear sunblock"!!!

Dad is only wearing face mask to try and stay warm, not because he is mentally paranoid about covid up a mountain. 





Friday 23 April 2021

A day in HELL (helvellyn)

Apparently most people do this walk the opposite way round,
 I walked up from Glenridding car park and climbed Swirral edge
then walked across the top and climbed down striding edge
This was all good fun but now I need to go 
back again and do it the opposite way round.


 

 6.15AM get in car and start driving from Witney

10.25AM park at Glenridding 

10.30AM start walking

2.30PM get back in car and drive to Keswick




 

3PM-6PM walk around Keswick, read book, buy more books, eat food , eat ice cream. 

6PM Get back in car and drive back home to Witney

10PM get home. 

That's how to drive 538 miles and do 23,000 steps in a day. 


So that is proof that this walk can be done without any gear from mountain whorehouse!!!

A pair of battered Nike air max not even done up properly is sensible after all.

 I've seen people often ask in forums how long this climb takes and answers are unclear as to whether it is just climb or descent as well etc

So to be clear, 4 hours was from car park, full walk and climb and walk back to car, so I never needed the full £8 parking and gave my ticket to someone else when I left. 

I am a fast walker and believe if I was trying to set a personal record I could get it down to at least 3.5 hours but I lost a bit of time doing yoga on the top and chatting to people etc


Monday 22 March 2021

The book of dust - My favourite passages.


Volume Two. 

 P151- How absurd it was,that the two of them were one person, and yet they found it so hard to talk together or even endure each other's company in silence.More and more she found herself whispering to a phantom, to her idea of what Will was like now in that unreachable world of his.

P190- When the old man rowed you out into the dark I felt torn open,he said, his voice shaking. It nearly killed me.But the worst thing, worse than the pain, was the abandonment. That you should just leave me there alone. Do you realise how I gazed and stared and called out to you and tried so hard to keep you in sight as you moved off into the dark? The last thing I could see was your hair, the very last thing I could see till the dark swallowed it up. I'd have been willing to have just that, just a little gleam of your hair, just the faintest patch of light that was you, as long as it stayed there so I could see it. I'd have been waiting there still. Just to know you were there, and I could see you. I'd never have moved away as long as I could see that.

P190- I hate every part of me that isn't you.

P191- Sometimes I think if I could kill myself without killing you, I might do it.

P191- It's not just what you did then. Its what you're doing now. I told you this the other day;You're killing yourself and me, with the way you're thinking. YOU'RE IN A WORLD FULL OF COLOUR AND YOU WANT TO SEE IT IN BLACK AND WHITE. 

P191- Can't you see the emptiness of the worlds they describe,

P191- There's no room for them in the universe you want to believe in.

P200- We'd been quarreling,it was horrible. We just couldn't agree about important things. It was like being split in half.

P267- He thought how much he loved Lyra and how much he missed her, her warmth, her hands, and how much she would have loved to be here with him watching.

P267- Something had made Lyra immune to the intoxication of night beauty such as this. Something had robbed her of that vision, and he would find it and bring it back to her, and they would never be apart again, and stay together as long as they lived.

P284- It was like a dam breaking, it was like a flood

P285 - There were no tears left to weep.

P290 - And its the difference between good and evil. Evil can be unscrupulous, and good can't. Evil has nothing to stop it doing what it wants, while good has one hand tied behind its back. To do the things it needs to do to win, it'd have to become evil to do 'em.

P295- This was like talking into a void.

P309- She knew-it was a memory. All the same,she thought, it was the best thing she had. Could she really ever let it go?

P395- Most people are weak and stupid and easily led. Only a few are capable of doing anything original.

P395- You're expecting the sun to describe shadows. The sun has never seen a shadow. 

P472- We quarreled. I had no idea it would lead to this. I didn't think it was possible. But we didn't speak for a long time, and one day he just vanished."how painful for you" "oh the pain...yes, but the hardest thing was just having no one to talk to".

P479- Small things,perhaps, but a hundred of them, and they kept coming. Her daemon had seen all that, and disliked it, and then he'd had enough. 

P479- She was enticing monsters out of the darkness of herself.

P522- I begged, I pleaded with him, but he was lost in his madness. I said we would both die if he didn't stop, but nothing would make him stay with me. 

P550- But he was a human being,or part of one, and he felt just as Lyra did. unhappy and guilty, and wretchedly lonely.If he ever saw Lyra again he would run towards her, and he imagined her bending to greet him, arms wide, and they'd both swear eternal love and promise never to part again, and it would all go back to the way it used to be. At the same time, he knew it wouldn't. But he had to hold on to something in the dark nights, and imagination was all he had. 

P567- You need to look like someone who's suffering from a depression of the spirits, because that makes people turn away. They don't like looking at suffering. But its very easy to become depressed by mimicking it. Don't fall into that trap. Your daemon would tell you that,if he was here. Your body affects your mind. You need to act, not be.

P659-The authority never wishes for his creation to be split apart. You were created with a daemon, and he is somewhere now longing to be reunited with you. When that happens, nature will be restored a little, and the authority will be happy. 

P661- Why would any daemon pretend to belong to someone else? They're us, They're part of us. They must miss us just as we miss them. 

P676- We shall be treading on the borders of the invisible. 

 and just a couple from volume one. 

P207-This little room was where he felt how big the world could be.

P524-The pain she was feeling was so deep it seemed to inhabit every atom of her.